Stoopid French Fry

Yes, these McDonald's French Fries... 

Earlier today, mum and I (okay and STINKY too) were crossing the border to go to our mail box in the US. The custom officer wanted mum to open the back windows to see the SuperDALE. So mum did. I got up quickly as I was planning on telling him to LET US THROUGH!!! Well, guess what happened?

That stoopid McD fry mum gave me 30 minutes ago made me SuperCHOKE as I was trying to talk to the officer.  Not only that, it made me hack. As I was hacking, the SuperFRY came flying out!!!

The officer told mum "your dog just spat a french fry at my face!"

He seemed to think it was SuperFUNNY? 

I did not think so! I not only failed to SuperGUARD my car as I was choking and hacking, but I also wasted a perfectly, unchewed SuperFRY for no good reason!!!!!!!!

HUMPH! 

Stoopid fry, stoopid officer.