Motel for Dales?

I'm starting to feel like MY house, has become Motel for Dales...... (and I don't like it, I don't like to share MY mum, MY house, MY yard, MY beds, MY etc)


Dales come here to stay anywhere from a few hours to weeks at a time. Inappropriate scenes like the one below happens quite frequently everywhere. This was in MY yard,


This is why STINKY isn't allowed to hump his stuffies, because he does hump other dogs once in a blue moon. The Perfect-ME on the other hand is allowed intimate encounters with my stuffies because I have never tried to hump another dog, ever!

Faye, STINKY's first gurrrrlfriend (I guess she's an ex now) has been here for about 2 weeks because her dad Ben went to visit her mom Sherrie in San Francisco. Today, STINKY's other gurrrrlfriend, Lola came over too,


Mum put me on leash when Lola first arrived because SHE SAID I still shouldn't be running around due to the stem cell procedure.

Helloooooo, how was I suppose to establish my Alpha B*TCH statues if I was attached to a leash?

Despite being attached to the leash, I still tried my best to tell Lola the rules on MY property since it was her first time here.


Told her that these were MY rockies,


ALLLLL of them!!


And she better not touch them!


She learned my rules pretty fast, so that was good. Here we were watching the Bee-Catching performance Faye was putting on for us over on the grass,


Since Lola wasn't about to challenge my leadership, I pretty much just ignored her as she and STINKY went crazy as usual.


Faye and I went to check out the side door to get away from the crazies,


We stayed away from the crazies,


As the Alpha B*TCH of the pack, I supervised a synchronized drinking session,


I too had some water served to me,


In MY own bowl (since I won't touch water that's been contaminated by other dogs, even STINKY. There is a reason why he's known as STINKY to me.),


(mum: its true, I always have to put a new bowl of water down if Jaffa had taken a sip from it)

Then mum brought out the dreaded grooming table,


I thought it was for me for sure, but... VOILA!


The victim on the table was NOT ME!!!!!! It was the newcomer, Lola. She came over for mum to groom her head.

Faye and I watched mum groom for a bit (STINKY was busy, as usual, he never stops),


Then I felt my time was better spent doing something more productive. So I decided to deepen the hole that I had started couple days ago under the hose head. Of course, the ever so busy, ever so A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G STINKY had to come help.


I moved to another pre-dug hole as I didn't want STINKY's help,


(mum: Sunshade hasn't stopped digging in the 10 years I've had her. She's always been an excellent digger, even at 7 weeks of age!)


Told STINKY to NOT come help,


But of course.......


(mum: Jaffa loves and looks up to Sunshade so much. He is always watching her, curious about what she's doing.)

Finally, he was distracted by something else and left me alone.


What was he distracted by you might ask?

Well, he had a sudden impulse........


He asked Lola to MARRY him (in front of his other gurrrrlfriend Faye I might add), and the 11 months old Lola didn't know better so she said YES....


GEEEEZUS! Is this Vegas for Dales now as well??? You can see more details of this impulsive wedding on STINKY's blog.

Then a thought popped into my head, maybe this impulsive marriage wasn't a bad thing afterall??


Unfortunately, mum said STINKY was not going anywhere......

Not only did she drop the bomb shell on me, she also made ME stinky-sit STINKY and his wife, (I had no help from Faye as her battle with the bees drove her nuts, as well as this unexpected wedding, she had to be put inside for the sake of her sanity)


I had to pose with the newly weds, (mum: from left to right, Sunshade, Jaffa, Lola.)


And with STINKY (the one that I can never get rid of....),