Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Food Conspiracy is SCREWING me!

Remember there's a conspiracy at home to starve me into a little skinny dale?? Well its getting worse and I'm getting SCREWED inside and out, top to bottom, head to toe (you get what I mean).

Here are two examples:

1. She asked me what I wanted, I told her, and then I get screwed.



That's STINKY's bloody beef + organs ground up left over dinner rotting in the x-pen where he eats his meals,

I WILL find a way in!!!



2. I was totally deprived of well deserved FOODIE rewards.

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14 comments:

  1. Duke1:46 AM

    You are so perfect at "bang" Sunshade! We can't believe Jaffa got more attention and more treats than you did! This is so unfAire!
    Mitch and I did get groomed with #10's and we are so much cooler and happier!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  2. Dexter3:29 AM

    Oh the injustice of it all. I can see that you are wasting away. And you did your trick so well too. How you suffer.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  3. Nelly5:37 AM

    Oh Sunshade, Mum nearly fell of her chair laughing while you were playing dead THE WHOLE TIME!

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  4. umekotyan6:36 AM

    Good evening miss sunshade
    I am slowly enjoying blog.
    The wonderful Olympics is recalled that Olympic Village is seen.
    And, it is seen to sell it in Japanese of the [yukimi] rice cake stuffed with bean jam, and does in curiosity.
    The expression of BANG is Academy Award.
    Thank you for a wonderful visit.
    We wish to express our gratitude for wonderful friendship. (^o^)v

    from loved ume tyan

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  5. The Oceanside Animals6:59 AM

    hello sunshade its dennis the vizsla dog hay this is kleerly a violayshun of yore eatstitooshunal rites!!! i think yoo shud soo!!! ok bye

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  6. Sue6:59 AM

    Sunshade were with you...our mum is trying to starve us also...2 cups of food a day, maybe a bit more depending on how much exercise we get, maybe an egg, possibly some sardines, maybe some salad...never enough we say never enough!!! Yum that food looks pretty good sitting in that x-pen.
    Boober & Nelson

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  7. Princess Patches11:38 AM

    Sunshade, you life is sooooo unfair! My life is unfair too! Penny gets bigger treats than I do. Yeah, I get just as many, but hers are bigger! Maybe, just MAYBE it's because I'm a chunky monkey and she isn't!

    Aire-hugs,
    Patches

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  8. Toby6:57 PM

    Sunshade, your perfect performance deserves an entire bag of treats!!!

    I agree, you got screwed.

    Tobest

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  9. Lorenza8:03 PM

    Hi, Sunshade!
    Things don't look fair there!
    I saw you playing dead all the time and you got only one treat! hmmm...
    I hope the foodie rewards thing goes better for you soon!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  10. Helios2:19 AM

    that seems soooo unfair! I can totally sense your frustration about not getting the food.

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  11. violett1:30 PM

    Unfair world. Poor girl

    The videos are amusing. You make well with "Anxious"
    Lots of love
    Mischka and violett

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  12. Charlie11:43 AM

    I share your pain, Sunshade. I'm now on a diet too. Bleh!

    - Little Chuck

    pee ess - Mom says her dehydrator is a 1000-watt Nesco Gardenmaster (http://www.amazon.com/Nesco-FD-1020-Gardenmaster-1000-Watt-Dehydrator/dp/B000FFVIWY/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1275676314&sr=8-3). My aunt got a smaller Nesco & regretted it - it was too wimpy and slow, so my mom got the big boy. Like me.

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  13. Inky and Molly6:38 PM

    beef and organs- yummo!

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  14. TwoSpecialWires1:40 PM

    Uh oh. You just made us really hungry. We're gonna have to take a break from reading to fetch some foodables.

    Drooling
    Jake and Fergs

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