Two Special Packages - First Package

We received two special packages recently,


One was a mystery package because we did not recognize the sender's name. I wasn't too sure what to make of it, what if someone sent me another stinky?


The second one was from my very promising apprentice Lacie (Lakeland), her brothers Scruffman (Wire Fox), and Baby Stan (Airedale),


I was quite excited about it. Had a friendly chat with STINKY, told him about all the rules of opening pressies,


Rule # 1: When MY SuperPAW is on it, its MINE!


Rule # 2: When MY name is on it, and MY SuperEARS stand up (I'm practically the closest thing to doG when I can defy gravity!), that means its MINE!


STINKY said his name was on the package too, so he wanted his bigfoot on it too.....


But EX-CUUUUUUUUUS-ME here! WHERE do you see his name on here??


NOT HERE! Who the h$ll is Jaffa?

(mum: Sunshade, I'm sorry to inform you this, but your nephew's real name IS "Jaffa", NOT "STINKY"!!!!)

So we compromised,


Upon opening MY pressie,


There was a card written in lavender colour,


Digging out MY pressie!!




It's a canvas bag with a handsome Airedale side profile embroidered on the front!!!!


I think Lacie heard my plea to have some peace. Since she and her brothers watch Cesar Millan's Dog Whisperer show,



They made a note that to drain off excessive energy from an energized canine is to make them wear backpacks like this with water bottles inside as weights,



So they got STINKY a backpack!!!


Now I just have to go find some water bottles to put in it! Let see if he can still landshark with his backpack on!

BTW, I just want to clarify that they watch the Dog Whisperer show purely for enjoyment sake NOT educational, just like me. It is so funny watching hoomans being tortured by us canines!

This is a card of my bootiful apprentice, aka. World's Next Muscle Butt Model, Lacie. It was from her lingerie photo shoot; just look at that sexy body and seductive smile of hers. She knows how to walk the walk, talk the talk, and she's got the swagger!! She is gutsy, she is witty, she is bootiful, and she is extremely POWERFUL (even tho she weighs only 9 lbs),


Just look at her power, STINKY would not look her straight in the face,


He'd rather pretend she was not there!


And this was just a picture, can you imagine the kind of power she would have over him in real life???

It is very comforting to know that there is a young lady with such promising potentials to follow in my footsteps,


I am proud of you Lacie girl, you have a great 9 lb muscle butt! Definitely not a giant CABOOSE, I don't know why anyone would say that about you? I will be happy to hand the throne over to you when the day comes.


Thank you, your mumsie, your bruver, and your brothers for the thoughtful pressie!!!

ps. I will post the mysterious package in another post, stay tuned!