My haire - all gone!?!?

I looked like this yesterday,


And now I look like this, (Noah, we are REALLY twinny now...)


Because mum did this to me last night with a #5 blade (leaves 1/4" hair). My left side,


Yes, my leg furnishings too,


My right side,


(mum: Did somebody shear a sheep?)


I actually don't mind being this short since it is rather nice and cool and the best part was that I was able to stay in the lying down position throughout the entire clip (AND it only took an hour compared to the 4+ hours I'm used to)!! However, for mum to do such a thing, something is DEFINITELY up! She LOVES my fluffy furnishings.

HMMM.... what is going on??