With Christmas........

With all the X-mas cheers,


and X-mas smiles,



Comes craziness.....


and PUBLIC humiliation!



With all the X-mas gatherings....


with the (annoying) loved ones,


Comes embarrassment....... (yes, I was horrendously embarrassed, can you tell? unlike the STINKY-reindeer)



With all the X-mas shredding,


and blur-ness,


Comes GORGEOUS-NESS (of course!),


and..you guessed it, even more MAJOR public humiliation.......


Let me describe to you the scene. So not only did my EVIL-mum decided to dress me, STINKY as well as our DaleMOBILE up, she also had the great idea to drive us to the University of British Columbia campus and parked the ReindeerMOBILE in the middle of the road. She proceeded to making STINKY "staaaaaaaay" beside the ReindeerMOBILE while she got me into my "staaaaaaaaaaaaay" position. Of course by the time she got me to my "staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" position, STINKY was running up and down the campus road with the reindeer antlers in his mouth, throwing it up into the air from time to time. So after repeating "staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" for the gazillionth time with me, she called STINKY and once again put him in his "staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" position. Me being the perfect me STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYED.

Now when this was all done, a crowd had built up in front of us. Cars parked to watch live humiliation performance. People awwwwwww-ed and wowwww-ed and giggled. Some even got out of their car and started capturing photos of the live humiliation from left, right, and all angles while my EVIL-mum chanted "staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay".

With all the X-mas activities,


and festivities,


comes...... need I say more? (there were people taking pictures from the left, and right, can you tell?)



With all the (unwanted) X-mas kisses,


Comes lots of (suffering) caroling,


as well as ..... yes, that....



Lastly, with all the X-mas stick picking,


and stick eating,


Comes an unforgettable ......


X-mas....


I hope all of you hoomans and doGs have had a X-mas as memorable as mine.....

MERRY X-MAS!!