Recent Pictures of ME - The Bootiful ME!!
Dearest Friends,
After TWO lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng years, I finally managed to wake myself up in the middle of the night while mum was sound asleep and got on her computer. She has been hogging the computer for TWO lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng years, and I just couldn't bear the thought of my friends forgetting what the booootiful Miss Sunshade looked like, acted like, and more importantly, what my muscle butt looked like!!
So here it is....
This is what I look like in case you have forgotten,
You can see my missing front tooth in this picture. That was my battle scar from going through my fence to go after raccoons few years back.
ME and MY favouritest RING!!!
Anywhere where there is water, MY ring is with ME!!!
I am BOOOTIFUL even at the young age of 9.5 years (all the pictures you see in this post were taken after my 9th B-Day. I will soon be 10, in November!)
This is how I eat snooooooooow!
This is what beaches do to me - the urges of uncontrollable happiness makes me prance like a stinky. So many people have asked mum if I was a stinky because of the way I was prancing and bouncing around on the beach. (mum: stinky = puppy)
This is how I act when I'm NOT at the beach aka. being bored......
This is how I dare you to come chase me - with my eyes.
Looooooook innnnnntoooooo them, you will feel the pressure. Keep away is MY favouritest game in the whole wide world cause I always win!
Yes that's sand/mud on my head, I gave myself a mud facial treatment. (mum: don't ask.......LOL)
This is how I sunbath on the beach, (mum: yup, she decided it was time for a nap!)
This is how I keep myself from being sun burnt! I'm a SuperDALE remember?? Lots of brain!
These are ways I use to demand to get what I want!
Technique #1: The PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Technique #2: The BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
Result: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD being delivered
This is how I claim MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY stick!
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY rockieeeeees!!
This is how I keep things in order at home.
This is how I keep the alpha b*tch status.
This is how I keep STINKY from taking over.
Can you see MY power through his eyes???
Remember THE Miss Sunshade now?? (mum: I doubt anyone can forget Miss Personality...hehehe)
GO BACK TO BED MUM!! What's a gurrrrrrrl without attitude anyway?
Last but not least, this is what my MUSCLE BUTTTTTTT looks like!!!
The elegance, see the crossing behind?
From a different perspective,
The attention MY muscle butt draws all the time, 24/7,
(mum: she...has a tendency to exaggerate things just a little..hehe)
NO, I DON'T! Even you play with my butt all the time, that alone makes up 18/7!
(mum: that's called grooming and tending to your itchies....)
One of those rare occasions where elegance and masculinity combine so boooootifully together.
I'm talking about MY butt that is, NOT my butt combined with that ball chewing slobbery ball thief of a monster on the right. Please don't mistaken the meaning of my sentence. (That was a ball The Perfect ME found, and he took it, made it all gross and slimy, so I said forget it, I'm not touching stinky slobber.)
You may think this is a hairy butt instead of muscle butt, but I can assure you that its all Arnold/Sylvester material underneath.
BOYZ...you panting yet?
Oh and by the way, this is what my juicy nose looks like,
Still BIG and juicy!!
So BIG that the Edamame bean shell I spat out got stuck on it.....
Yes I peel them, I only eat the beans not the shells. Stinky eats the shells I spit out, and then mum pulls them out of his butt hole when he goes poo poo. It's quite funny really!
Lastly, this is me and MY mummmmmmmmm!
I hope by now you have all remembered ME - The BOOOTIFUL Miss Sunshade. If not, I hope I will have more time on the computer soon (listening mum?) in the future to refresh your memories because behind almost every picture you see above, there is a story, or adventure behind it. I'm sure watching videos of me would help too, and I know all my videos on the blog aren't working anymore (my previous video uploader - Videoegg went out of biz...ate all my videos). We are hoping to fix that problem sometime too in the future.
Until next time MY friends.....
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
ps. mum mentioned she will put some pictures of STINKY on his stinky blog too later. Please remember the mantra of this blog - don't go visit the stinky blog, thank you!