LEFT OOOOOOOUT!

Okay... so I know today is STINKY and STINKY #2's B-Day. I get that. What I don't get is, how could I have been LEFT OUT when I was the one who went with mum to pick up the cakes!!!!

Yes, I was left in my SunshadeMOBILE while the STINKIES pawtied on in MY yard. Not only did they eat the super yummy cakes in MY yard without ME, they peed and pooped in MY yard!

This was my first reaction when mum first let me in MY yard AFTER the celebration. Watch how carefully I sniffed every inch of MY yard. They think just because I wasn't there, I wouldn't know what they'd been up to??

Yes.... my nose has NOT failed me yet.. I smelled crumbs of Venison Carrot Cake, and Turkey Chedder Cake... hmmmmph!

Why do they always take over MY yard, MY house????

EVIL mum said the reason why I couldn't be with them while they were eating their cakes was because one growl or bark from me would stop both of them from eating, which meant I would end up eating all THREE cakes. Dogsonally, I don't see ANYTHING wrong with that even tho technically, my birfday is not for another 12 days!

(mum: this girl loves food a little too much....... "food whore" is an understatement LOL!)

Finally, mum brought out a little cake for me......


Now, take a look at the size of MY cake,


and compared it to the sizes of their cakes!!!


Does that seem fair to you??? I'm older, bigger, and yet I get the tiniest cake???

But, I sucked it up. It's better than nothing I guess... I even put a smile on...


Even tho it was small, I can't deny the fact that it was GOOOOOOOOD!


Since the STINKIES celebrated without ME - their perfect Aunt, I taught them another lesson,


I hope there won't be a next time, STINKIES!


I started out by licking the icing off...slowly...


Prolonging the lesson.... while putting up my content face...


Unfortunately, I just couldn't hold back anymore.


I grabbed the entire cake and ate it MY way.


(mum: never been a delicate eater....LOL)


After the cake, I exercised with my soccer ball to burn off the excess calories from the cake.


Then I played my favouritest game in the whole wide world with the coolest hooman pup, Aaron!

Aunty Maureen was asking mum if STINKY dominates me while we're outside of the house because STINKY was biting me, running into me, land sharking me and I wasn't disciplining him. Well, the truth is, I'm still the alpha B*TCH outside. It's just when we're out, I see him as part of my pack, so I'm more tolerant of him. Plus there are so many things to see and sniff, I don't want to waste my energy on a stooopid land shark.

SOOOO.... the STINKIES had a great birfday.... and for the first time in my life, the world was NOT all about ME.....

Does that mean the world is coming to an end??

Last note: For those of you having problems viewing the STINKY video, you need to have Quick Time player installed in your computer in order to see.