Lessons - one last attempt

I heard the good news that there is only going to be one STINKY by the end of today. So I thought, maybe, just maybe, I'd be a good Aunt one last time and try to put some sense in them.

Me, the ever so reasonable Aunt (mum: always!), thought I would let the STINKIES do whatever it is that they do for a bit before I start my lessons.


I even shared a shot with STINKY,


(JaffeBoy, the ball you gave ME was stolen from ME by STINKY, and now it stinks. He thinks it's from Kaylie to him...)

However, the more that I watched whatever it is that they do, the more I wanted to stop them.


Because, one, I had no idea what in the world they were doing, and two, it was not particularly productive as far as I could tell.


So I started with my lessons:

Lesson 1 - How to kill bees properly

As usual, STINKY #2 was not paying attention...


STINKY #1 pretended to be paying attention, but was just looking for something for his land shark mouth to bite.

Even when I, the brave Aunt had brought a few bees down for them to have some hands er.. mouth on practice, they just stood around and chickened out!!

ARGHHHHHH!!!!!

Lesson 2 - Tailor made program just for STINKY # 2

Since I'm still gonna be stuck with STINKY # 1 (for like EVERRRRRR), I thought I'd cut him some slacks and just focus on STINKY #2 - the one that never pays attention!


Told her to follow me, she had no choice.


Made sure with my own two SuperEYES that she was indeed paying attention!


I started MY lessons with STINKY #2,

Be Respectful To Your Elders - Showed her what is MINE, and what she is not allowed to touch




(mum: WHAT kind of lessons were THOSE!!!)

Then, during recess time, guess what I saw STINKY #2 doing??


She was TOUCHING MY special rockies with her nose in MY pool!!!

(mum: she was STUDYING!!!!!)


At least she actually paid *some* attention to me, so she passed this time.

Anyways, after STINKY #2 was picked up by Aunty Maureen, it was time for STINKY #1's lesson:

How To Catch and Eat A Fly

I must admit, he did well considering his ADHJD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Jaw Disorder), but he needs more mouth on practice I'm sure!

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Note to Ellen:

Dear Ellen, after seeing my last post, you asked me if I could get a picture of me to match Kingsley.


Well, the unfortunate truth is, that is something ONLY achievable by a STINKY. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but here is the stinky picture.



Sincerely,
Miss Sunshade

(mum: WAIT!!

I think I found something.......

LOOK! It's the SuperSTINKYDALE, or the STINKY SuperDALE, or the SuperDALE when she was a 7 months old STINKY. Whatever you want to call it...


Here is another one taken of the SuperDALE in January of this year..hehe!)


Mum, can you please GET YOUR OWN BLOG??? HMMMMPH!