Being a GOOOOOD gurrrrrl is GOOOOOD

I realized something today - SOMETIMES, IT IS NOT BAD BEING GOOOOOOD. IT CAN DO YOU A LOT OF GOOOOOOOOD, AT TIMES!


It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD because I get to go to lots of places

Chapters for example,


I am calm, I stay by mum's side while she flips through pages and pages of advertisements (did you know that 77% of magazines are made up of ads??).


Yes it gets BORING sometimes, but I stay GOOOOOOOOD, because being with mum is better than stinky-sitting.


Sometimes, I stay so GOOOOOOD I fall asleep,



It is GOOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD because I can tell hoomans what to do with my eyes and they will listen because I am GOOOOOOOD

For example, here, I am telling them to stop pumping gas because I'm so BORED!


And here, I am telling them to HUUUUUURY UP, and get moving!


And here, I am telling them exactly which way to go.



It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD because I get to tell the hoomans exactly what I want

For example, I want to get out of the car,



It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOD because I don't get blamed for scratching the car

For example, I want to get out,


And the hoomans can't blame me for it because I am GOOOOOOD,



It is GOOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOOD because I get to go tour EA - Electronic Arts



This is where videos games like these are made:



I get to see the cooool EA cafeteria because I am GOOOOOOD,



I get to walk through cool hallways,



I get to see cool spiral stairways, (looking down from the top)



It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOD because when I get scared of see through glasses on either side of the bridge


I just have to give out one cry, and help comes my way because I am GOOOOOOOD!

It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD because I get to check out working cubicles


Lie down in whichever cubicle I want,


And make myself at home in whichever cubicle I want because I am GOOOOD!




It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOD because I get to steal caramel candies



It is GOOOOD to be GOOOOOD because I don't need to pawtograph a waiver


I get to use the EA soccer field,



And the EA beach volleyball court because I am GOOOOOOOOD!


So PUPS, isn't it GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD sometimes???

STINKY is still trying to be GOOOOOOD like me because he still isn't GOOOOOOD like me yet so he doesn't get to go to all the cool places I get to go because I am soooo GOOOOOOOD!!!