Responsible Aunt

Now that grandpa is not here to help anymore, (and since he forgot to take a couple of "things" with him back to Taiwan!!) I've had to step up to the plate and keep things in order. The reason that "I" have to be the one to keep this house functional is simple - my mum can't do it.

Just look at her, smiling and giggling and petting the STINKIES as they chewed and shredded old newspapers they found.


Doesn't she know the STINKIES won't be able to tell "old" newspapers from "new" or "un-read" newspapers??? If she doesn't want them to be shredding newspapers at home, she should not have allowed the behaviour!!! GEEZUS!


So yes, I am the one keeping things in order.

Being the responsible Aunt that I am, I supervise the STINKIES' play sessions.


Doesn't matter where they play, I'm ALWAYS watching!!


Sometimes, if the play gets too rough, (mum: she meant if the pups ignored her for too long, since Miss Sunshade has to be the "center" of the attention at all times....LOL),


I go in and break them up, because I'm mature, and responsible.


(mum: um.. well.. actually.., sometimes..., she growls her way in between with a stuffy in her mouth to "show off" hoping at least one of the pups will pay attention to her LOLOL!)

I make sure to enforce house rules.

For example: no STINKIES allowed on furnitures!!


(mum: still trying to get them to chase her by taunting them with the stuffy)

If they don't listen, I mean BUSINESS!


(mum: drops her stuffy, taunts and barks at the pups to try and get their attention this way LOL)

However, sometimes, it just feels like:

The Responsible Aunt VS. STINKIES

(mum: FINALLY, gets their attention!)

WHY WHY WHY???

Why must I - The Perfect Aunt, The Perfect Girl, The Perfect Dogter, The Perfect DALE, put up with them????


More so....

WHY MUST I PUT UP WITH THE SMELLLLLLL???

SIGH.......

**Last Note:

Since many of you have asked why MY grandpa didn't take any STINKIES home with him. Well, honestly, I ask the same.

However, it's all my mum's fault. It's all her.... ALLLLL HER! Makes me GRRRRRRR... just thinking about it!

She pulled one of her sneaky, spoiled daughter stunts - "ohhhh... Jaffa's so bonded to me and Sunshade already....... he loves Sunshade so much... he'll be so hot in Taiwan..... he will go crazy during the 21 days cage quarantine.... " BLAH BLAH BLAH.. (while giving the pathetic look with her eyes).

So of course, MY easy going, loving grandpa fell for it.....

What's sneakier is that mum planned this all along! She knew how easy going grandpa was, so she planned to kidnap STINKY. That's why she agreed to take STINKY # 2 because she was going to let grandpa take STINKY # 2 so she could keep STINKY # 1. However, STINKY # 2 turned out to be extremely sound sensitive and quite timid, so mum and grandpa decided that the 12-14 hour flight to Taiwan plus the 21 days cage quarantine would be too much for STINKY # 2 to handle.

So guess what, I'm stuck with TWOOOOOOO STINKIES!

Mum did promise me that STINKY # 2 would only be with us for a short while so she could learn from the Perfect ME and the original STINKY. Once she's house trained, more confident, and not as reactive to different sounds, she will go to her forever home. I'm keeping my paws, toes, ears, eyes, nostrils crossed that mum doesn't change her mind on this one.

SOOOO....

It looks like I'll be stuck with STINKY # 1 for the rest of my pitiful life. Ok, I do admit he really isn't that bad now that he smells pretty *ahem*.. MANLY. But still, I need the world to revolve around ME and ME only you know??? I don't know how to live otherwise.

Anyway, that's the whole sad scoop.... SIGH...