Why I call him STINKY

Why do I call him STINKY??


Well it's simple, he STINKS. He has always stunk, since day one. (mum: according to Sunshade that is) He had that weird milky/stinky smell for a while and I hated it. Even tho that milky/stinky smell is gone, I still think he STINKS!

Here is a video to show you what I mean:

All the toys on my bed are mine, ones I play with, ones mum has to keep away from STINKY because once he touches them, I say bye bye to the toys unless they are washed thoroughly. The brown doggie toy mum picked up towards the end of the video was STINKY's. Watch my face, I made a "poo-poo" face, which is the face I make when I accidentally smell doggie poopies. I was looking away from it because it STUNK, of course, I walked away from that stinky toy of STINKY's.

Anyway, so mum took me to a store today, and told me I could pick ONE thing to buy. It didn't matter how much the thing was, mum said she would get it for me, but she told me to think it through before making my decision.

I thought about it long and hard. I wanted to get chewies, but I remembered all the chewies we had in the treat drawer. Mum only gives those to me when she feels like it. So buying more chewies would just give mum that much more power, so I decided against it. I wanted raw bones too, but then I realized, that was what mum's plastic cards were for. Even if I didn't pick raw bones, she would buy them for me anyway since it's part of my diet, so that would be a waste of my opportunity. I thought maybe toys would be good, but then, I knew STINKY would try to get it and once he touches it, the toy has no value to me anymore. I walked around the store, trying to see if they had Guinea Piggies. I've wanted one of those for the longest time. (mum: She stares at the Guinea Pigs whenever we are in a pet store.) Too bad this store didn't sell live stocks.

Since there were nothing I found suitable to buy on impulse, I decided to use my Aire-Brain a little and started thinking about something practical.

I ended up picking this:


(see, they actually make things like this, it's not just ME!)

It is an Aire Freshener for dog


(mum: okay guys, if you enlarge the first photo, it actually says "Air Freshener ....... for dog lovers". Miss I'm So Smart cropped the "lovers" part out.)

I read the labels carefully,


It says it can be used anywhere in the family room where STINKY leaves his stinky scent. And then the label got all mushy and sentimental about love and stuff, so I ignored that part.


It sounded worth a try, so I told mum that was what I wanted to get.

The first thing I did as soon as I got home was to test this Aire Freshener out. I decided the best place to hang it is close to the source,


I let it hang for a couple of minutes, and then I used my nose,


I was impressed.


My living room now smells much better!!!


I HIGHLY recommend it to anyone with a STINKY at home! I wonder if the company needs a sales rep?

(mum: DRAMA QUEEN!!!!)