My Day

I haven't gone to my rehab center in 20 days all because of STINKY. Finally, mum came to her senses and decided to take me for my rehab swim. I thought GREAT!

But then, I saw her putting STINKY into MY SunshadeMOBILE. WHAT!!!

Dear Zach:

You know you are my good friend so I won't hold any grudges against you. However, I do have to let you know that one of the comments you made regarding taking STINKY to MY rehab center and to go see Mr. Goatee gave mum the smart idea of letting STINKY tag along...

Don't worry, I still love you as a friend, but please, be careful of what you write next time.

Your friend,
Miss Sunshade


So yes, the STINK bomb came along.

We got there a bit early because mum was trying to avoid rush hour traffic. Since we were early, mum took us to the park next to where Mr. Goatee lives. She wanted to show STINKY all the animals. Unfortunately, because it was raining, the goosies/duckies/horsies/goaties were all hiding in their shed. I was very disappointed that I didn't get to run along the fence, arguing with the mini horsie.

It was also very unfortunate because we got stuck with the camera. Mum tricked us over to the playground, made us go "up" so we couldn't get away, and started snapping away.

On the count of 3,

1.....

2.....

3.....

TURN!



But stupid STINKY, he caved and looked into the camera....



Then the EVIL mum cheated, she asked me "Do you want a PINE CONE??" ..... that was not fair!



ENOUGH OF THIS!!



We went for a walk around the park, and believe me, it was a disaster. At least for me it was, and mum too I think towards the end. STINKY just wouldn't walk straight or leave me alone!!!

Can you tell I was afraid of his stinky breath??

The only good thing that came out of this walk was - I saw a.....



After what it seemed like the looooooooongest walk of my life, it was swim time.

I did my usual stuff you know:

I retrieved



(notice that's the new toy from my KONG box?? Too bad it had a hole and water started getting in....)

I swam against the jets



I did dolphinic flips to catch my ring and stick



I was being a good girl while STINKY was being annoying,


Not only was he annoying, he was being bad.


He found this treat canister and was trying to help himself. It wouldn't have been so bad if he had shared, but HE DIDN'T!!!

Then mum had a smart idea, during my break, she decided to stink up the pool......


Thank doG only half of him went in or else the whole pool would have stunk up for sure. You won't believe this, but STINKY almost fell asleep in the warm water. Look at how happy I was to see STINKY out of MY pool!!!


After my swim, the inevitable came..... the STINK bomb was part of the package too. Since I get itchy if I don't get the salt water rinsed off afterwards, mum thought she might as well rinse STINKY too.


While I was busy drying myself,


STINKY was dancing all around me. (mum: he was trying to get Sunshade to play)


He obviously didn't understand how important this drying part was. He was wet too.


Mum had to dry him with a towel, then he started to shiver in the car.

I'm actually very thankful he shivered, because, mum decided to take us to Petsmart and put STINKY through all the indignity that I've had to put up with.

Remember me?


Now STINKY!



I was so happy because I got a free trip to Petsmart. I love to watch little critters from outside the windows.

I saw a couple of blond Fufu's, I bet they are not as smart as Fufu.


What I found to be extremely fascinating were these,


Guinea piggies... They were on my X-mas Wish List, but I never got one.... HMMMPH!



I watched intently,

Then I got a little distracted by a couple of handsome...... err, I meant nice fellows. No, SERIOUSLY, I wasn't flirting with a 4 months old pitbull pup, nor was I flirting with an 8 year old Chihuahua.... You have to believe me.

(I think it is worth mentioning, mum had a sleeping STINKY in one arm, my leash in the second arm, and the camera in the third arm. Told ya that woman has more than 2 arms sometimes!)

Mum bought ME a couple of small size tennis balls. I guess she thought a good girl like me deserved to have tennis balls of all shapes and sizes. (mum: they were bought for..um............)


But that STINKY, he just HAD to take one of my new ball balls....


Not only did STINKY take one of my small ball balls, he also took my BIG ball ball!! LOOK, I have proof,



I couldn't stand the thought of him stinking up my BIG ball ball, so I went over to try and reclaim my ball ball. Now just look at him! How disrespectful!


Not only did he stick out his tongue, he also showed me his wee wee. Geez.... kids today....

None the less, I got my BIG ball-ball back,


AND my small ball ball,


All is gooooood for now......