Trying out my wet suit + REJECTED!!

This afternoon, mum took me to the beach to try out my wet suit I got from my personal designers, Butchy & Snickers.



Good news is, I had no problem moving in it.



I even went swimming in the FreEzINg cold water.




Now the very BAD NEWS:

The wet suit attracted lots of attention, I had lots of admirers drooling over me ... err.. ok, the wet suit.

First, I met a terrorist from Manchester, he was prying trying to find out who was the famous designer that designed my suit.



I thought since he's from Manchester, he might have connections to possible career break through opportunities for me.

BUT NOOOOOO!



However, I think the Manchester Terrorist passed my wishes onto someone he knew.



I was approached by J. Manure, the Art Director and groomer of Canada's Next Top Dog Model.

Funny, he kinda reminded me of Jay Manuel, the Art Director/Make Up Artist of America's Next Top Model.

Below, J. Manure is on the left, Jay Manuel is on the right.



Of course I was ecstatic to be invited to be in the show, it's an honour! However, I did have one simple request,



It was such a simple request. I thought J. was just going to say "no problem!"

BUT NOOOO.........



I had no idea they had rules against bringing props. Plus, my ring is not just a prop to me, it's part of the family, it's part of my life, it's ...it's... my baby!!! I wasn't just gonna take all the glory and leave my baby home, so I let J know!



He looked like he was scared of me, I wonder why? Anyway, he said he would go and ask his boss, TYRO BINKS, if I could be an exception since I've got all the qualities of a supermodel including the attitude.



Well, I think you can tell by the picture what happened.

I, of course, was mad and disappointed. Not only did I miss out on a career break through opportunity, I also missed out on meeting the world renown Supermodel, Chelsea. She was going to make an guest appearance during the second episode of Canada's Next Top Dog Model.



Good thing I was able to find some calming remedies on the field, and they made me feel a little better.

Can you guess what's that green stuff on my head?



Let me give you a hint, it's a digested form of grass..........



Can you see how upset I was still about my REJECTION?? Mum thinks I need to be more "humble" next time around, but exactly what is humble?

A humble terrier? Now that just sounds like an oxymoron to me!

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