How to do a proper sneeze

8 Steps on how to do a proper sneeze and avoid possible humiliation:


Step 1

First you get that tingling feeling in your nose




Step 2

Stand up to make sure that "YES indeed that is what it's coming"



Step 3

Try your best to "hold back" without breaking your form too much to avoid attracting un-wanted attention



Step 4

When the inevitable comes, move away from potential hazardous areas such as the edge of the water and make sure that your body arches at the perfect angle just enough for your nose to miss the ground. This is to prevent further humiliation.



Step 5

If you notice the paparazzi is there to take your embarrassing photos, turn your back to her (in this case) even more when the inevitable comes the second time around



Step 6

After the inevitables have stopped coming, walk back to your original spot and act like nothing happened



Step 7

Continue with what you left off (as if nothing happened)



Step 8

Act as cute and innocent as possible (a slight head tilt usually works) and pray that your embarrassing moments weren't captured on film!!