I almost got BLOWN AWAY!!

We haven't gone to MY beach for the last couple of days due to strong wind we've been having. However, I just couldn't stay away anymore, I needed to go to MY beach to leave my mark ya know. I needed to let everybody know just because I was away for two days, the beach is still MINE!!

So I tried to be as sweet and adorable as I could with mum,

and of course, the SuperDALE always gets her way!!

I was so happy to be at Kits Beach that I accidentally carried my ball the wrong way all the way across the entire stretch of Vanier Park.......

You will notice in a lot of my photos from today, my ears either look like THIS:

Or THIS: (the wind against my face felt so goooood, I just had to SMILE!!)

I thought what a great day it would be to take the little False Creek Ferries!!

(Photo courtesy of False Creek Ferry)

The wind together with the wave would make the ferry ride even more exciting than usual. So I took mum all the way down the ramp to the dock where I waited for MY ferry to come.

(details on the places you can go via the False Creek Ferries, please visit this page)

I waited......

And waited.........

But it never came ........ even tho the schedule said it would. Mum said they must have cancelled the rides due to the weather condition ........

I was a little disappointed ......

But mum reminded me there was still MY beach!!!

Because the waves were so big, I didn't feel like swimming today. The water was very cc....coo....coooold also. So I played with my ball-ball, and dug for rocks,

Sometimes I took refuge on this big rock just as the wave was about to hit me!

Then, I saw a sight I had never seen before............ a dogless Dog Beach.......

The Dog Beach at Kits Beach is never dogless. It is usually packed with dogs, even on rainy days. Did the wind blow everybody away?? I was starting to get really worried because I thought maybe I would be blown away too........

Thankfully, I did manage to see two whole dogs and a few halfs. The two whole dogs I met were both smaller than me in size, so I was relieved of my fear for being blown away.

If you are wondering what a half dog is, it is in my definition, a dog that is visible, but not butt sniff-able. So a dog far far away at the other end of the beach is a half dog. You got that?

Anyway, so I came home thinking, since I didn't swim at all today, I was only half wet (only my legs were wet). So I should just get a half rinse right?? I mean, doesn't that sounds reasonable ??

Well .......... WRONG!!

I not only got a FULL rinse, I also got the package with the stinky shampoop!!! Have all the hoomans gone mad in this world?? Where is the justice?? Why am I being taken advantage this way?

My mum is usually quite reasonable and negotiable, so I don't know what had gotten into her today?

I wonder if it had something to do with the Eau de GoOSe pOOP I put on myself earlier today?

Nah... couldn't be that ..... it smelled too good for anyone to want to wash it off.

SIDE NOTE:

Hey T-man, how's the development of Eau de T-man coming along? I tested out the goose poop today, and am very pleased with it. It stays on really well and is very economical for mass production since the dump pile is usually huge, and there are millions (literally) of piles at Vanier Park. Let me know if you want me to FedEx you some to try it with your mixture.

I personally think you should drop the "skunk" part, and replace it with goose poop. I think it will sell much better. Speaking from experience .........

Oh T-man, I'm so excited! I just know I'll be the first ones to buy Eau de T-man when it comes out. Who knows, maybe I'll get mum one too for Christmas!!