ADT but no ADTs??

I don't think people in my neighbourhood are in their right minds. I keep seeing this sign outside people's houses...., and I have been paying special attention to those houses everyday.



Yet, I see no signs of any Airedale Terriers (aka. ADT)


I mean, just look at them, do you see anything that might suggest an Airedale actually lives in one of these houses??

Obviously, no ADT lives in this house since the newspaper is still intacted, not shredded!!

And this one, the blinds are down and still intacted, no nose marks on the window, hence, no ADT!

Now this one is just a given, no brown spots or huge holes on the lawn, the garden is actually growing flowers and not dug up!!

So why do people say they are secured by ADT when they don't actually have ADTs??

Then we have another group of irresponsible people who obviously have some serious guarding animals, and yet, they put no warning signs to warn the unawared parties.

Look at these guys, their synchronized gaze is powerful enough to give any intruder a heart attack!! YET, no warning signs!

You definitely don't want to mess with this guy because he is easily gonna come through that glass!! NO warning signs!

Those mysterious eyes are enough to make any intruders think twice before doing anything stupid...............

I can attest to it!!

See, I kept my distance. Do you see warning signs anywhere?? NOOOOOO

Lastly, there is one house that not only does not have a serious guarding animal, they don't even have a sign that looks serious!! What is THIS suppose to do exactly??

I think I'm the only one in the neighbourhood who hasn't lost her mind yet! I don't lie about my existence:

And I make sure I give sufficient warnings!!