Crouching Sunshade Hidden Critter

While I was on my walk today, a familiar scent spiked up my nose and triggered my hunting instincts. I started air scenting trying to pin point exactly where the smell was coming from.

PiggyDALE??

For sure it came from "inside" these hedges


The smell was so familiar, and yet I kept it a secret to mum as to exactly what it was. I wanted to surprise mum when I actually caught the critter. So I stuck my head inside those hedges, pulled at the hedges, threatened the critter inside, but the st*pid little bugger wouldn't budge!!


I really wanted to make mama proud, so I thought maybe I could use the Kung-Fu fighting techniques I learned from "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon".........

Warming up

Getting ready..... ready...

NOOOOOW!!!

Much to my surprise, the stubborn thing still didn't show its face!!! The worst part was that my mum, whom I wanted to surprise so much was a little troubled at the sight of her Kung-Fu fighting dogter, and she walked away!! So I had to run after her....

To be honest with you, I'm really worried mum is going to put parental control on my movie channels from now on due to my behavior today. She already put parental control on Animal Planet and Discovery channels because I was showing strange, "dolphin-ic" behaviors and also imitating hunting habits of lions ....

What to do? What to do?? I need TV!!!